Buzzkillfly.
Some folks simply don’t get cats, or dogs for that matter. What we see as communication and bonding, others simply don’t get.
Gift? Just a picture of the cat and some sweet lines about how you think she’d the perfect cat and how the cat thinks you’re hr perfect servant and how that match made in heaven would not have been made without the cousin giving you the cat as a gift.
And a can of tuna. 
Get a box of cookies and re-label it “People Treats”
Write a note form the cat saying “Gud job fndng home fur ktty!”
I like this.
“yuz is gud, can has treat!”
There’s another kind of cat?
I got my second cat for my first cat too. She was real clingy and I was always on the verge of tripping over her.
It didn’t work out real well. My first cat refused to take care of the second – never cleaned out its litter box, never pitched in for food, etc. So I ended up have to do all the work for both. :rolleyes:
Fish crackers? Animal crackers?
How about a chocolate mouse? You don’t have time to get it by mail since the wedding is this weekend, but if you live near one of this company’s stores (NYC, Boston, Cambridge, Walpole NH) you could buy it there. Or, if you’re so inclined, you could make your own (there are instructions on various web sites, including Youtube).
A cheezburger.
Some small normal present, with a note in the card saying something about the stoopit hoomins stealing the lovely dead squirrel the cat originally intended to gift.
Love it! And you couldn’t have a more qualified advisor. . .
Empty box with a few bread crumbs and sesame seeds and a note saying “i got u a cheezburger but i eated it”
Win!
And for the first baby, a cardboard box of shredded newspaper and old towels…
A coupon for spaying/neutering 2 Humans.
And a box of chocolates.