We have a cat that was given to us by my husband’s cousin. The cousin is getting married this weekend, and I wanted to get a small gift “from the cat”…Any ideas? I already got the cat’s paws muddy, and made pawprints on a card.
Other than a dead bird or squirrel?
How about a small stuffed bird toy? I think it’d be funny.
Well, my cat typically gives me dead rodents. 
But I suppose that would not go over well … how about something that was rodent-themed instead? I once got a very nice cheese knife set with mouse handles in sterling silver …
Does the cat have a spending limit? You could do a digital frame with pictures of the cat if he’s spendy and self centered.
I don’t have a gift idea but, one year, I gave my wife a gift from the cat. I wrapped it with bits of wrapping paper remnants, newspaper fliers and junk mail with masking tape all over the place. She got a kick out of it.
How about a live bird or a live squirrel?
A can of tuna.
But no real cat would just give away a can of tuna. 
The bestest and most generous cat in the world would!
A squirt bottle with the OP’s name on it.
On the card it could read:
Enjoy the squirt bottle. My humans wont be needing it anymore.
You got THAT right.
My cats are very generous with their hairballs. Maybe a nice comb and brush set? Do they even MAKE nice dresser sets like that any more?
Moved Cafe Society --> IMHO.
I like this idea, you could make it out that the cat thinks it is a fancy mouse trap.
Moved to Cafe society? Then buy it a DVD of little birds and squirrels. (I bought such a DVD for my cat, who loves watching it.)
Or stuffed bird, or whatever - in a nice serving dish :).
Since this is a mythical creature, I think the point still stands. 
That’s what I was thinking - our cats give us hairball presents all the time! Now I’m picturing taking a hairball and pressing it in the card, with the line, “I made this myself.”
A crystal mouse? Swarovski Replica Mouse | Crystal Classics
OR a small bird? Swarovski Malachite Kingfisher | Crystal Classics
OR a fish? Swarovski Surgeonfish, Scuba Blue | Cashs of Ireland
I bought my cat a cat. My cat liked to stay up all night meowing “PLAY WITH ME!” from the floor near the foot of my bed, and then slept all day. I figured that if I got him a cat, that would tire him out during the day, so that he would sleep more at night rather than try to wake me. It worked pretty well. Here’s a pic of my cat’s cat.
Once, just as I got home from a five day stay at a hospital, my cat came to me, mewing and holding something in her mouth. She put it down at my feet. It was a fly, which quickly perked up and flew away.
The expression on my cat’s face as her welcome home gift flew away both melted my heart and made me laugh like a maniac. I gave her a good long petting, and lots of baby talk.
Now, I just know some buzzkill’s gonna come in here and say the cat intended no such thing…