Uhhh. . . . why not? :::shrug:::
- Diane (Yes, that is my real name.)
And CnoteChris, my real name.
(My parents knew I was a stud straight out of the womb.)
I tried this and got nothing. What does yours return?
Actually, you have to use the thesaurus instead of grammar command.
Try that.
Matthew Wesley. (I’m so ashamed.)
I use my real name, although with the first letter of my last name appended.
Gee, Stoid posted this thread. I haven’t read what it answers at Google yet. I wonder if I can figure out what it might be?
But on a related note, I was using Ask Jeeves one day, searching for something in particular and getting very frustrated at its ineffectiveness. I then typed in a question along the lines of, “Are you even remotely aware of how truly fucking useless you are?”
And it responded, “How can I find out more about Mumia Abu Jamal?”
???
In the spirit of glasnost as begun by Hester … uh, Stoid, I’ll go on record as saying “Sauron” really is my name.
Really.
Okay, it’s not, but wouldn’t it be cool if it were?
Actually, my late sister named me. There’s a sick and twisted reason why that is, but I won’t go into it here. And I despised my name for years and years…I didn’t learn to appreciate it until I was in my late twenties. Now I love it. But I am, as demonstrated, weirdly protective of it. It’s probably related to my archaic notions about titles, greetings, and other matters of verbal etiquette that no one gives a rat’s ass for anymore.
And Hi James, nice to meet you, too.
What you get in Word when you type “I’d like ot shoot Bill Gates” and run it through the Thesaurus is “I’ll drink to that!”
No real issue with what you say. But my justification is that if I used my real name everyone in the country and a few others would know who I am, where to find my address, and other pertinent information about me.
I do not desire that.
Yes, my name is that unique.
Elvis? Is that really you?
Yeah, there aren’t that many Satans out there. Besides, Brian beat you to it, right?
Hester - you rooock!
[sub]ssshhhhhhh[/sub] Shuddup
My name is Bob. Bob Bator. But you can call me “Master”.
Regarding the Google search, if you click on the resulting link, you’ll find this:
Such comedians! I can’t tell which is funnier, this or glueing ‘W’ keys to keyboards in the White House. :rolleyes:
Stoid,
Fantastic, If you don’t send that to Leno, I will.
Carry on.
First suggestion is ‘I’ll drink to that’.
You can get the same result if you check “I’d love to see you naked.”