Lovers of men, be grateful that you’re not a seed beetle. If some fellow pulled down his pants and revealed this, I’d run away screaming.
:eek: :eek:
But the girl beetles like it rough!
Ain’t NO amount of K-Y jelly gonna make that go down smooth. :eek:
The dicks get rougher, the chicks get tougher. Someone stop the maddness!
(I love biology. Is voyeurism with credentials.)
… well, now I know where they got their ideas when creating some of the, er, more intimidating examples of dildos at the House O’ Naughty Toys.
Eeeek! is right.
(Seriously, now… is there anyone out there who wants, for example, an Alien Intruder in their hoo-ha? No linkie, I’m at work, but y’all know how to find what I’m talking about…)
I have seen the item to which you refer and I figure someone must want it if they make it. “Time for your probing, dear!”
Wow, the Overfiend has nothing on the Seed Beetle.
I’m waiting for the “Seed Beetles Gone Wild!” videos.
Seed Beetle porn! There aren’t enough :eek:'s to express how much that squicks me out. ::shudder::
Would praying mantis porn be a snuff film?
Actually, men should be grateful as well, since it would make convincing a woman to have sex with us just a tad more difficult. “Hey, honey, ready for some puncture wounds for love tonight ?”
Is this the seed beetles response to “Vagina Dentata”?
I just want to say that Mousie produces some of the most interesting thread names around here 
They never showed us those guys in Biology class! Then again, the Biology nun probably wanted us to believe that children come from Paris…
Oh, that explains why they’re so rude the first few months! 
Another punch on my ticket to Hell.