Youngsters sheesh.
Peter, Paul and Mary.
You need two prostitutes if you’re gonna do it to the second coming.
I understand why the congregation would be upset. I mean, how would Chen and Dixon feel if people started singing hymns at an orgy?
This is just weird.
I suspect the whole issue is not so much that the priest was caught having a threesome at the church, as they were filming the whole thing.
Oh sure, blame the poor altar.
They just needed a 3rd level cleric to cast a new Consecrate spell on it.
What’s the difference between amateur wrestling, pro wrestling, and the priesthood? (Stand behind person you’re telling the joke to). Thread one arm under person’s armpit, cup your palm behind the person’s neck. “Amateur wrestling: half nelson.” Thread other arm likewise, cup palm behind neck: “Pro wrestling: full nelson.” Start humping the person: “The priesthood: FATHER NELSON!”
With stage lighting set up, no less…
…and, well, on the (literally) fuckin’ altar (now I’m wondering if any of the altar linens and rite objects were also used in the production).
Git yer Ya Yas out, sure, but you gotta draw the line somewhere, man.
But to the supposed easy visibility from the street, yeah, from the description and the pics of the building it sounds more like visible once someone walks up and puts his face up to the window or front door. And I notice the report says the Concerned Citizen whipped out their phone and, ahem, gathered some evidence, before calling the authorities.
Though it still would make this one of those cases of Second Degree Stupidity because dammit it’s a public-use building where people will notice lights are on at an unusual time, and even at home you close the blinds. I see from the news article one of them (the porn performer) had on her social accounts ‘a Sept. 29 post says she was on her way to the New Orleans area to meet another dominatrix and defile a house of God.’? Which means they all had planned it in advance so they should have thought about that. I would not be surprised though if one of the officers may have said to the parties, "Whoa, Padre, that’s some party… but dagnabbit, if y’all had been doing it inside the office none of this would be necessary…"
Altar burned after alleged threesome inside church; archbishop calls priest’s actions ‘demonic’
There’s a joke here somewhere.
From the photo is looks like some of the side windows may be regular clear glass which would allow someone to see the frolicking frocked crusader.
ETA: Didn’t see running_coach’s update, but I’ll leave this here anyway.
Oh Come, All Ye Faithful …
I know, too easy.
Don’t you remember the “hymn title” game, also called “Between the sheets” game? You take the hymn title and you add “between the sheets” at the end. A few examples follow:
- Come, Come, Ye Saints, Between the Sheets
- O My Father, Between the Sheets
- Now Let Us Rejoice Between the Sheets
- What Glorious Scenes Mine Eyes Behold Between the Sheets
and finally one that is very on topic:
- Praise to the Man Between the Sheets
Welcome back!
Nice to know that the Pastor has a hobby.
Lord works in mysterious ways
The Bishop tried to reconsecrate the alter. I guess he must have rolled a 1.
Anybody else zoom in on the front door, and then feel disappointed?
Just me?
Oh. Ok.
Is this what Americans mean by “a come to Jesus moment”?
It’s a big deal because that church is the property of its parishioners (who take this kind of thing seriously), not the priest.
BTW, there is an old tradition of Catholic church altars containing a saintly relic in them somewhere. (The wealthy Nashville church I went to as a kid had some obscure saint’s finger bone embedded in it.) I just saw a follow-up story about the diocese having the altar burned. I wonder if it had a relic in it? From the looks of the church, the place was built on the cheap, so probably not, but I still wonder.
Like the pastor in the story, BurglarGenie certainly knows how to make an entrance.