Prison Break 9/25

Cafe Society
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You know what I forgot during the summer? That “Prison Break” is not to be taken seriously. It’s a guilty pleasure. I was slapped in the face with this last night while watching as the boys figured out that the buried treasure was under horny lady’s garage. Well sure! Where else could it be? The housing project was thrown up quickly, and the tree’s grew in the shadow of the silo, and some business about the foundation and TAA DAA! - the treasure HAS to be in that hole under the garage! Any fool could see that. Get digging.

Makes no sense whatsoever, but the darn thing is still brain-off fun to watch.

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If the guy that plays T-Bone (a/k/a Choppy the One-Handed Child Molester) doesn’t win an Emmy, there is no justice. That guy is so damn good.

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The only things on TV to be taken seriously are The Newshour with Jim Lehrer, Nova, and Good Eats. Really, you’ve got to know by know that logic needs to be shut down whenever you press the power button on the TV remote.

This week was OK, but they are just taking it easy these last two episodes (and maybe next week). When the show goes into baseball hiatus, it will likely have a strong close. Still, previews say someone dies next week. I’m guessing Tweener or Haywire, with an outside chance at Sucre doing the part of noble villian to let the others escape.

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T-Bag, not Bone.

And that was Diana Scarwid, AKA adult Christina Crawford, as the desperate housewife.

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I loved how Desperate Housewife played T-Bag to get to Linc. That was funny stuff. Ladies got a thing for much younger studs.

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I should know better

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Anyone know what’s up with the reference to europeangoldfinch.net? I went to the website the moment they mentioned it and saw there was just a couple posts from back in April. I go back today and there’s lots more posts but they’re all from Pre-april. o.O Is this site affiliated with the show?

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Well, I took a look at europeangoldfinch.net and it’s as you said. However, for something that is ostensibly a message board, I sure didn’t see any way to actually post a message…

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Okay, this should answer that question, unless you think 20th C Fox is really into finches:

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The thing about T-Bag that I just can’t understand is how he stays so damn skinny, what with him chewing up the scenery every week!

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Well, all that blood loss really burns up the calories.

And, can we all just take a moment to mourn the capture of Tweener and the loss of any more views of his truly slammin’ torso? Fare thee well, slammin’ torso.

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Don’t lose hope, Otto–maybe Mahone will give him a sweaty working-over to find out where his comrades are. :wink:

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I would imagine that it’s a setup for things-yet-to-come. Remember, Michael said to use it if they get separated. Smart money says that that will indeed happen in the next few episodes, and that some thinly-veiled messages (i.e. probably reasonably inocuous-looking to innocent gold finch lovers, but somewhat telling to watchers of “Prison Break”) will start showing up. But the show’s producers certainly wouldn’t want real people to be able to post, and totally clutter it up with noise.