Zut alors!!! I’m late for the start of the initiation. I’ve brought the jumper cables, peanut butter and toothpicks, can I at least WATCH Part 2?
Okay, I’ve just been handed a blindfold, here, but I’m confused - does it go on me or the goat? 
Yes.
strolls in, stuffed to the gills, mellowed out on turkey and two kinds of stuffing and mashed potatoes and beans and broccoli (and guacamole!!!) and pie…
Initiation? You guys take care of it…
curls up for a nap
Don’t forget the enema hose.
And the pot of hot coffee to go with it.
Hot motor oil and cofee enema so I can rise and shine? All right!
Er… I mean…
gasp! Not the hot coffee enema!