no idea where the introduction thread is and i apologize in advance if i’m posting in the wrong place, but after lurking for a few days i’m just gonna wing it and say hi everybody, my name is danielle, 20 years old, college student at princeton university, originally from long island new york.
take it away guys
Welcome. Typically introduction threads go in MPSIMS…so I’ll move this there for you.
Hi danii. Happy holidays to you and yours, and welcome to our little message board! 
Hi Danii.
Welcome aboard.
Watcha majoring in?
Hey, welcome and happy holidays.
so why such a brief thread title?
I added a few words.
Hi, welcome aboard! Always good to see new blood around. Just make sure to avoid things like shoes on or off inside, how to properly hang toilet paper, or declawing cats, and you’ll be fine.
If you have pets, you are obligated to post pictures of them
Fresh meat! 
Hee, in all seriousness, welcome to the board, danii. Hope we can be friends. Princeton, huh? Very nice. What’s your major?
Hello Danii, and welcome. I’m not sure how all the traditions work around here, but I’m tempted to ask about… pie?
My RL name is one “i” short of your handle (yes, I spell it that way, what with being a ferriner and all…)
So, “hi!” right back atcha
Welcome. We have a large cache of capital letters to draw from, so feel free to dip into the bucket. It’s how we roll around here.
Welcome, welcome! I’m sure you’ll fit in just fine, once we get a few adjustments made. Pardon me while I make these measurements.
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Great! We won’t have to change much at all! It’s always such a struggle when people become apprehensive about the lengthening or shortening.
While you wait, would you like some ice cream? It’s quite pliable today.
Her username made me look twice!
Welcome!!
Howdy! Welcome, feel free to wander around and check everything out; be careful in the Pit, though - that’s where the fighting goes on. You might want to ease your way into there.
Hello and welcome. It’s a great board, you’ll like it here. Happy Holidays to you while we’re at it.
All right, Procrustes, stop scaring the girl. That bed rusted away a long time ago, anyway.
Don’t mind him, danii, he likes to think he’s hospitable. :dubious:
Now, if you’ll just follow this little map, Mariah is waiting to meet you. She’ll get you all set up.
Hi danii. Be welcome. Enjoy your stay.