Prithee: Indulge my megalomania!

Salutations, all! (Too pretentious? Then how about: Aloha!)

Today, I took the Big Jump: shelled out fifteen beans and joined the world of the living. Lurked for a month, pseudojoined for a month, and this is it.

Swore I wouldn’t be the sort who makes a big thing about joining; no-one knows me from Adam, yet I’m just so darned excited to be in the (virtual) midst of so many like-minded individuals, I just gotta say

HERE I AM!!!

(waits for the canned applause to die down)

Oh. Sorry. That’s all I have…

I’ll forego all the obligatory Straight Dope salutations/threats/vague references and just say welcome!

And “salutations” is perfectly proper.

Hi!

Take off your pants please.

Welcome aboard, Daithe! Glad to see you make the leap…

Now then, before you get too comfortable, there are just a few minor…errr…formalities to take care of. If you’d just step over into that room over there…yes, I know, we’ve been meaning to fix the lighting fixture. It’s on the to-do list. Yes, right over there, that’d be fine.

<KA-CHUNK>

Ok guys! Got another one, ready for the initation! Someone grab a goat outta storage!

Welcome, Daithe.

I like your sig. Puns are always funnier if they’re in Latin.

Yeah, if “prithee” isn’t pretentious, then “salutations” is about on the level of “howdy, y’all.”

Howdy.

Fifteen beans?

FIFTEEN BEANS?!?!?

Hmpf. I had to shell out cold hard cash and 12 goats to get in here.

Welcome a-board, you prithee you!

[QUOTE=Ethilrist]
Yeah, if “prithee” isn’t pretentious, then “salutations” is about on the level of “howdy, y’all.”

Yeah, I was kind of torn between “Prithee” and “Avaunt!” So hard to choose…

Diogenes, thanks for the notice. No-one I know gets the joke. I guess that’s why I’m here, right?

And for the record, the strangest thing just happened: I’m standing there in the dark with my pants off, enjoying the breeze, and I realize my shoelace is untied. I bend over to tie it, and something huge goes swooping right by me! I coulda been killed!

I’m telling Cecil…

I got the goat right here! Where’s twickster with his calamari?

Welcome, Daithe! big smooch

Welcome, Daithe! Here’s a towel. You may need it after the goat business.

Um, that should be her calamari…

Apparently the inspiration for our newest victi … er, valued member’s screen name was an old Irish cartoon called Daithi Lacha. Makes me wonder if there’s a reason for the Daithe spelling – perhaps a matter of gender as well?

hangs head in shame
I was so concerned about getting the spelling of “lacha” correct, I forgot to check the as gaelige spelling of my name!

Er… how do I contact an administrator, please? LOL, weakly

:smack:

:o begs twickster’s pardon

Daithe, check the profiles of one of the mods / admins and e-mail them, I’m sure they’d allow a name change…

No prob, Kythereia – just don’t expect me to let you “help” with the calamari.

Welcome, DL! I keep sigs disabled, and I’m not gonna click on your profile to see it, because the four years of high-school Latin are several decades in the past, and I don’t want to start off feeling dumb with you.

Now, just stand still while I get this vat in position…

Welcome, Daithe Lacha!

Don’t worry about any of the odd things that happen around here. There is absolutely nothing to be afraid of. Any references to calamari, goats, or initiation rituals are simply a running injoke that has no effect on reality. Honest.

:: innocent look ::
:: big puppy eyes ::

[sub]twickster, Kythereia, was that the vat of calamari from The Prof’s initiation? Ey’s not still in there, is ey? And has anyone changed the filter on the recirculator or rinsed the goats?

I’ll get the dipping hook, just in case.[/sub]

Here’s your goat, straw, and tub of green jello.

Enjoy!

If you’re still here after the felching, welcome aboard.

Ooh, so many choices for the interpretation of “felching,” especially per Wickipedia. As long as the goat doesn’t try to leave a Cleavland Steamer on me, I guess I’m cool with it. Maybe I have to suck the calamari out of the go…

awww… I guess this means I can’t put my pants back on yet, right?

Maybe I should just go hang out in The Pit!
PS contacted TubaDiva re: name change - thanks, all

It’s semper ubi sub ubi. If you’re still puzzled (heh), you can find the translation here.

My! He knows Latin and he’s BRAVE, too. (Or is that “foolhardy”?)

I knew we forgot something! twickster!