Pinche puto cabron, pendejo!
Strung together and shot out rapidfire.
Lessee…
[ul][li]Dick breath[/li]
[li]Cunt face[/li]
[li]Cock face[/li]
[li]Fuckwit[/li]
[li]Ass captain[/li][/ul]…I think that’s it.
I like to hear someone calling someone an old douche bag
Some I use with great frequency…
Choad Smoker - my wife never heard this before marrying me, now she still uses it.
Ass Monkey - well, basically any expletive sounds better with ‘monkey’ added after it.
Sucker at the teat of a syphilitic camel - if I really mean it when I say it I usually end up stuttering and laughing, so it’s a good one to use.
colostomy bag.
I heard someone say this once - I cracked up so hard I had to copy it.
1-shit stain
2ass-eyes
3-you motherfucker
4-blood stain
5-ass wipe
No particular order of preference. Depends if i'm talking to someone I respect or someone in my circle of close friends.Ladies and gentlemen… I give you:
“FLAMING COCKWAD”
Best. insult. ever.
Wow there are some good ones out there. My life being enriched. I"ve quite a vocabulary of regular words but I’ve not been exposed enough to some of these wonderful words of cursedom.
One that my mom used once that made me have to supress giggles when I was a kid was nitshit
Ones that I use that aren’t exactly cuss words are slack-actin’-crack-captain and crack-monkey.
Badtz, I agree that monkey lends that extra certain something to to an otherwise drab and overused cuss.
cum-junkie
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Cuntflap
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Cum Sponge
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Ass Munch
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Vaginal Blood Fart
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Fuckstool or Fuckcake
Blood clot.
POOPOOHEAD!!!
Cumbooger.
Knobstick (works much better spoken than written)
fuck nut
stupid no good motherfucking cheese
Dog-nasty cross-eyed scumiferous bark-weasel
Unca Cecil wrote an article on curses in other languages. Unfortunately, I can’t find it in the archives.
I really love “ratfucker” which is sort of odd since I think rats are great.
My friend always says “That pumpsucks!” I always found that funny.
Cocksmoker.
Scunt (the area between the ass and cunt).
Trollopfelcher.
Assmonger.
Muffinmonger.