Complete punchline to Trion’s joke:
You don’t know where you are, where you’re going, or how you got there, but since I can’t help you, the situation is my fault.
http://www.madpoet.com
“I never meant to hurt you,” you said,
And buried yourself in lies instead.
Next time I would rather be slain,
Than forced to bear your mercy again.
Thank you MadPoet. I was trying to post from memory. Never a good idea in my case.
“My mind reels with sarcastic replies!” - Snoopy
hehehehe
I’ve always liked that one. 
A programmer is walking near the river and finds a frog. The frog says “Hey, kiss me and I’ll change back into a beautiful woman!”
He picks up the frog, smiles, puts it in his pocket, and keeps walking.
The frog yells at him, “Hey! If you kiss me and turn me back into a woman, I’ll let you make love to me!”
The programmer takes the frog out of his pocket, smiles, puts it back and keeps walking.
The frog yells, “Ok, if you turn me back into a woman, I’ll move in with you, do all your laundry, cooking and cleaning, and live only to please you sexually in any way you desire! Please change me back!”
Joe Cool