So, who else has a geeky joke?
Geeky or nerdy?
What’s black, white and red all over?
The planet Cheron.
There are 10 kinds of people; those who understand binary and those who don’t.
There’s 10 kinds of people: Those who understand binary, those who don’t, and those who didn’t see a ternary joke coming.
Both. I’ve never seen two people agree on the difference.
C:/dos
C:/dos/run
run/dos/run!
Two spiral galaxies go into a pub. “Get out” says the landlord; “you’re barred”.
f(x) goes into a pub. The landlord says “Sorry, we don’t cater for functions”.
f’(x) goes into a pub. The landlord says “Sorry, we don’t cater for functions”. (This may look like the same joke, but it’s not; it’s derivative humour.)
This one took me a minute, until I realized my typeface and astigmatism obscured the apostrophe.
“Yo mama so fat, she’s only 98% empty space.”
Got that right off the SDMB.
Three statisticians are out hunting. Suddenly, a rabbit leaps from the bush ahead of them and sprints away at top speed.
The first statistician raises his shotgun. BLAM! He overshoots the rabbit.
The second statistician raises his shotgun. BLAM! He undershoots the rabbit.
The third statistician yells, “We got him!”
Two mathematicians are standing around in front of a house. They see two people go in, and then shortly thereafter, three people come out. One turns to the other and says “If exactly one person goes in, the house will be empty.”
It only works if you have them overshoot and undershoot by the same amount.
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick.
Says one DJ to another,
"Wanna catch a movie tonight?
“maybe,” the other DJ replies, “Who’s the projectionist?”
Sign outside of a bed and breakfast: “Heisenberg might have slept here.”
This one’s lame, but:
Two molecules are walking down the street. One bumps into the other and knocks off an electron.
“Are you okay?!”
“Yes.”
“Are you sure?”
“I’m positive.”
An economist has an alarm installed in his house, but insists he have enough “This house protected by…” stickers and signs to put on every window and on each side of his house.
He recouped half the cost of the alarm system by selling the warnings.
Q: How do you spot an extroverted geek?
A: When you talk to him he stares at your shoes.
There are 10 type of people in the world.
- those who understand binary.
- those who don’t.
- those who think they do, but don’t.
I’ve heard that quoted as an example of German humour.
Descarte is having a beer at his local tavern. “Want another?” asks the bartender. “I think not,” he replies, and proptly vanishes.
Radical joke, dude.
Which has more energy: a hamburger or a steak?
The steak, because the hamburger is in a GROUND state!