Sure you have have great ads, but what happens when I file a claim? You ignore what I wrote down and gave me $185 instead of $100 for my luggage box, add in money for an after-market part I forgot, and then give me a fair market value for my scooter. So why am I pitting her? She won’t answer any of my emails asking her out.
Dude, she’s married.
Why is this in the pit?
I’m bored.
This won’t end well.
You think those ads are great?
I’d classify them somewhere between inane and moderately annoying.
She is insufferably cute, isn’t she? Oh wait—this is a Pit thread—I’m required to say something derogatory about her, aren’t I? Hmmm…I’m thinking…no can do. Oh well, while we’re on the subject of women who have rejected our electronic sexual advances, I pit YOU, Sandra Bullock. Not once have you ever answered any of my e-mails professing my undying lust for you. I understood your reticence when you were married to Biker Boy, but c’mon—you’re single now (or soon to be, anyway) and on the rebound! What’s a poor Armenian boy gotta do?
Anyone who finds the Progressive Insurance spokeswoman attractive has some serious mom issues.
She’s much, much younger than my mom. She just looks as if she’s secretly hiding a good deal of kink. Starting with whatever she’s wearing under that faux nurses outfit thing.
I’ll be in my bunk.
Erin, of Esurance is so much hotter.
Always interesting to find a human face behind marketing campaigns: Actress-comedian Stephanie Courtney finds her niche with insurance commercials (Washington Post link)
Problem with Erin (beyond the fact that she is a cartoon character) is that the art style that produced her is now also producing a bunch of characters on 6Teen.
Hotness goes away; creepiness oozes in.
P.S. I do find Progressive Insurance lady to be quite appealing.
Based on the Starving Artist Straight Dope System of Debate Scoring ™, I need to first say that this is nonsense. Responding to it is not meant to give it substance.
Is it okay if I ask her out? I wanted to check with you first.
I’m fairly sure that Erin of Esurance lacks appropriate apertures for the slacking of your lust, what with being two-dimensional & all. 
Oh, I don’t know… are you certain that all Dopers are 3D humans? :dubious: 
I think that as brethren in SDMB we can all share. I get the feeling that would be OK with her as well.
I met her once, at an improv festival. She was nice, and good at improv, and if I hadn’t been expecting to see her, I would have never looked twice and thought, “It’s Flo!” That’s all.
In an effort to keep this in the pit, I will say that DanBlather is a person who starts lame pit threads, and that my outrage flickers, like the flame from a lighter, low on fuel, held aloft in the wind. And not even a Bic. One of those cheap, see-thru kind, like you get 20 for a buck at the Discount Store. So there.
You need to contact claims instead of customer service. I’ll transfer you. In case you get connected, the correct number is M-P-S-I-M-S.
Gfaptor
Senior Customer Care Faptor
Dude, that was harsh, even for Pit standards. And maybe now that this is in MPISMS a mod should delete it so as not to offend anyone.