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I really like Ivanka. I thought she brought a lot to THE APPRENTICE this past season. I used to think she was just another spoiled rich kid, but her APPRENTICE work showed me that she’s a smart, interesting young woman. And I thought she was a very responsible judge. I would like to see more of her on PROJECT RUNWAY.
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When she said that Uli’s story, which involved a young, hip girl whose life consisted entirely of partying all night and shopping for fabulous clothes, “spoke to her,” I almost snorted my popcorn. How predictable. How pathetic.
Okay, and now for my belated rundown:
Alison did an excellent job, and deserved to be in the top 3. My only concern was that the incredible cuteness of the dog outfit was lost because it was white on the dog’s white hair.
Laura does a consistently excellent job of producing a classy outfit that some real women have a chance of wanting to wear. I agree that she’s a little one-note, but at the same time, that can be spun to say that she has a clear design style. I don’t love her, but I’m willing to see more. But her face is lopsided. And she was pregnant during the taping of the show? You can count her ribs! I sincerely hope she’s not more than 2 months pregnant, and I’m genuinely afraid that she’ll miscarry because the baby is underfed.
Uli did a solid job, and if she were anyone else, I’d say it was innovative. It was pretty, the prints were interesting together, the jacket made it more serious, and the dog outfit was cute. But (and I hate to harp on this, because I said the same thing after last week’s show) she has one silhouette. Her outfits for the last three challenges have all been cut the same: A-line dress, waist unnaturally high under the bust, V-neck creating two triangles to serve as the bodice. This one was shorter and last week’s was lower in the back, but she could be using the same pattern for all we know. Taken as one dress, it was well done. Taken as a part of Uli’s body of work, I’m disappointed because she’s so uninterested in straying outside her comfort zone.
Jeffrey’s was interesting, attractive, and not wearable by any woman with any meat on her bones. What is it with these designers and their empire waists? No self-respecting woman would wear a dress that made her look like they could be secretly pregnant. (Except for Laura, who can apparently be secretly pregnant while wearing a flight attendant uniform.) And the problem was only exacerbated by the flaring in the skirt.
Robert, as usual, did a very nice job. It was classy, it wasn’t boring, and Robert has shown that a designer can have a defined aesthetic without being one-note. It wasn’t standout enough for the win, but it was beautiful.
Kayne’s outfit was cool, though I did think that it looked like Nick Verreos’ barbie doll went badass. But it was nicely executed, with great contrast between the bright print and the black alligator, and the black in the back of the skirt really tied everything together. Kayne is a solid designer.
I’m with everyone else on Michael: He’s great, his clothes are beautiful, he has skills, he’s unlike the other designers, and I want to see more of him. He’s not getting the recognition he deserves. This dress should have been a contender for the win.
Katherine’s was simple but nice. A meh entry, but it shouldn’t have ranked below Bradley’s or Angela’s. What kills me is that if she’d just finished that hoodie she was almost done with, she’d still be in. Listen to Tim, people!
Bonnie did a solid job that came out very classic. A coat is serious business, so she deserves credit for ambition.
Keith made a lovely dress and acted like a jerk. Part of working in any industry is working with people, listening to their ideas, and knowing when it’s appropriate to not blow people off. He actually said, “I know that the challenge is to dress the dog. But it’s so lame.”
Vincent made a very cute, if basic, outfit that earns him a second chance in my opinion. It wasn’t standout bad, and showed some imagination. But his uncontrollable laughter about the dog’s hat was a little creepy. He really is on edge.
Bradley’s was ugly, unflattering, badly draped, and awkward looking. I was shocked that he was kept out as one of the “best and the worst” and then turned out to be counted among the best. This outfit was better than Bonnie’s, Michael’s, Robert’s, Kayne’s, and Vincent’s? What are the judges smoking? I don’t think they didn’t want to kick him off on his birthday; then, he would have just been sent off with the goodenoughs. This is just craziness. I thought the only thing that was going to save Bradley was the hideousness of Angela’s outfit.
And finally, Angela. It looks like a motorcycle gang member, a three-year-old girl, and a hooker got somehow melded in a freak lab accident. I didn’t even think the top was well executed; it looked misshapen and lay oddly away from the model’s stomach. This is the second week in a row she’s been inexplicably left in. This is pathetic. She’s not even good TV.