Me: Age 25.
I actually did calculate this. Four years to get out of my college (there’s no way I’m getting laid here, for reasons I’d rather not go into) and 2-3 years to get settled in a nice big city and into a solid relationship.
If I transfer to a larger school after 2 years here, my projected loss of virginity is at age 21.
The best laid plans of mice and men…
For some reason, this reminds me of a mastercard commercial.
Random drinks bought for hot chicks at local bar: $89
12 packs of PBR for a semester: $270
Fine for yelling at sorority house while drunk: $800
Loss of virginity: Priceless
What, they don’t have spring break in college anymore?
I did the same thing when I was 17: the theorem was that I was now in university and should be getting laid right now. Forgot to factor in that older guys were dating the 17 year olds, and the 15 year olds were just too young. two years of persistence paid off eventually.
But…25. You should be at the height of your powers by then: cashed up, practiced lines, with the appearance of maturity without older man’s sleaziness.
Who the hell is going to buy $89 worth of booze for random chicks in a bar?
[insert really embarrassing story here]
Didn’t some comedian once say that one of the three main rules of life is never, ever sleep with someone crazier than you?
No, the quote is:
“Oft gang agly the best planned lays of mice and men…”
More appropriate than you may have realized…
I figure if I don’t get laid by 40, I’ll just screw a dog.
Sound good?
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I’ve found that C&W bars/clubs at closing time frequently have a few drunken women left over who don’t want to go home alone. I personally have never picked up a woman in a bar, but I’ve had plenty of loser friends who were consistently successful with this technique.
I’m hoping by the time I’m 19.5 years of age. I’m 18 and 8 months now.
If I had a plane ticket to certain cities, I could have given it up entirely some months ago (a year ago, maybe?).
Unless my luck changes, I’ll be challenging Isaac Newton’s record.
At the wonderful rate which things are going, I’ll bite and say age 19. (I’m 18 now, turn 19 in March.)
But that’s given a few factors such as safety, readiness, and so on. I have the right partner, at least.
I remember the first time I had sex.
It was dark.
I was scared.
I was alone.
I think that’s from Rodney Dangerfied, but it may have been Woody Allen.
Would someone please care to explain the “older man’s sleaziness” comment to me? I’m 37 and I think I’ve just been insulted - and by a pack of pimply faced virgin geeks no less.
Anybody can sucessfully predict when virginpoof will occur.
About 7 minutes beforehand.
Remember , all plans go tits up when it comes to practice (Operation Market garden comes to mind here) , course just don’t use the female pedestal goddess method as : #1 you are easily used #2 easily hurt
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My experience is that it happens when you least expect it. After my first semester in college was extremely dry, I resigned myself to years of celibacy. Then, three days before the second semester began, boom.
Also, Dao, I know you hate everyone at your school, but if I were you I’d think about getting it out of the way earlier. Surely you can find one person of the opposite (I’m assuming) sex that is at least tolerable. Sex is always lame the first time, and with girls, I understand it’s usually painful. If you wait 'till you’re in a “solid relationship,” and your partner does too, you could be dooming yourself to a life of bad sex.
Of course, I don’t meant that you shouldn’t be careful or that anyone other than you should decide when you’re ready. I just mean that those of us who lost it a while ago know that it’s not nearly as important as you think it is. (And that we thought it was when we were in your shoes.)
–Cliffy
Uh… this thread was supposed to be a poll…