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I just made some rank (Airman to A1C). Yay! Bigger paycheck! No more puny little single-stripe! Severe arm-punching to me tomorrow!

In honor of this occaison, I’m making an offer to one of you Guests out there. All you have to do is give me a reason, and I’ll pay your way into the wonderful world of Charter Membership.

What do I mean, “give me a reason”? Just do anything! State some great accomplishment in the War On Ignorance that you’ve made, make me laugh, send me a picture or a scanned drawing of something that you did (or even just a picture of yourself), it doesn’t matter. Anything will do, so long as it’s all you.

On the 15th, I’ll decide who did the greatest thing, announce the winner (or not, winner’s preference), and pony up the subscription money.

Surprise me, folks!

I’m (obviously) already registered, but I just wanted to say ‘congratulations’ and ‘hurrah’!

Already subscribed, but if I do the Greatest Thing, will you buy me McDonald’s?

Congrats, by the way.

Congrats, and I’ll be subscribing soon but I’m just too lazy atm, so no need here. :slight_smile:

I just had to say that when I read the thread title in combination with your user name, all sorts of hentai-related possibilities sprang to mind. :o

Congrats!

Just be glad that you don’t have the big lump from the anthrax shot like I do, because you’re gonna be sore tomorrow.

A big WHOOOHOOO to you, Tentacle Monster!

A very kind Doper has already paid for me and I hope to do the same for someone else someday.

I came to America on a freaking old boat! Nope not a plane! And I was poor, but I received a free ride to a state university, and picked A&M because my uncle lives here! Yep, I was picked from a list of 6,000 to come to America and become a success! Because they think I’m smart(only half true), I did it! True story, but a bit embellished(to be fair it was a nice passenger ship). :smiley:

Tentacle Monster, I sent you an e-mail to proclaim myself entered into this thing.

Congratulations on the promotion too.

P.S. Thanks to Airman Doors, USAF for the bump.

Same. I’ve got the money, it’s just a matter of going and subscribing.

Congratulations and a punch in each arm to ya, Tentacle Monster!

The AE24 / XP-44 Gladius / XA-37 Mace

This is one of many fictional airplanes I’ve done over the years. This one (so the story goes) was invented, designed, and built by a character who’s a combination of Howard Hughes, Indiana Jones and Bob Hoover (in the fictional setting he lives in he is the inventor of the gas-turbine aircraft engine). The prototype was powered by a turbocharged radial engineuntil the gas turbine powerplant could be built.

This is a shrunk-down scan of an otherwise largish file. The original drawing was done on 8½ x 11 graph paper with a 0.5mm Pentel pencil, some drafter’s triangles and some french curves my nephew sent me last year.

–SSgtBaloo

PS: If ya want me to send a scan of the original (blue lines and everything – what you see there’s shrunk down somewhat) you’ll have to send me an email first. Since I’m not subscribed I can’t check yer profile to send anything.

Oops! Turns out I can look up your email addy. If ya want it, it’s a pretty big file (402KB) but lemme know if you want it as a JPG or a GIF, eh?

–SSgtBaloo

Thanks for the bump. Three days to the deadline.

Kid_A: Linux and Microsoft Word docs don’t mix. Please try again in .txt format. Granted, I was able to read a bunch of it with less, but it was fugly.

SSgt_Baloo: Any old format will do.

Check your email. It should be waiting in your inbox.

–SSgtBaloo

<Pokes thread with a stick, checking for signs of life>

Pick a winner yet, TM?

SSgtBaloo won with his lovely rendering of an airplane. I’ll pay off his membership later tonight after I’m done in town. Congrats, and thanks to everybody I mean, BOTH of you who entered.

It’s OK. I just got a summer job today and thanks to some help from Reepicheep, I was able to register. Congrats SSgtBaloo.