He loves you unconditionaly at first. Then he notices certain flaws…hairy legs, eating a certain fruit,whathaveyou. And just stops talking to you.
Do I currently have a bad relationship with SO and God? Why do you ask?
Stops talking, hell, he kills your first born, burns your house down, and turns your wife into a pillar of salt.
But feel free to focus on your relationship with your SO. Is there something we can help you with or you want to get off your chest? I really do care.
SSG Schwartz
Hairy legs I don’t mind. But I really, really, really hate it when my girlfriends eat fruit.
crosses Colibri off her list
Nope, God is a woman. Sure, she loves you, but she isn’t ‘in love’ with you.
Well, of course she isn’t, if you give her grief for eating fruit.
Ever hear of a ‘deadbeat mom’?
God’s a man.
“You should know, if you have to ask, just forget it.”
God’s a woman.