“You can be smart or pleasant. For years I was smart.
I recommend pleasant.”
Elwood P. Dowd
It is apparent that John/Sandy/Cyb takes this forum MUCH too seriously and that he is deluded as to the weight of his infantile views. He is also under the illusion that his opinion is important and has effect beyond his own narrow, psychotic world. It does not.
StoryTyler
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”
[[LilethSC has not misspelled Lilith; Lileth is her chosen sig.]] – tomndeb
Heh, thanks. Never quite thought I’d ever be mistaken for Cyberian; this is all pretty funny. Anyway, “Lileth” really is a misspelling, although a purposeful one. When I wanted to choose a SN, AOL wouldn’t let me have any form of “Lilith”; I guess it had been used too much. So I tweaked it, never knowing Lileth would become so renowned. 
Since I seem to have caused a minor uproar for some of you, I am not John. I am an old-time “reg” from back in the day, and sometime Straight Dope Mailbag staff, when I get around to it. I don’t post here much for various reasons, but if it makes certain people’s lives more miserable, perhaps I will start.
Thanks for bearing with my brief autobiograpy.
[[Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Terey.]] – Lou Zer
Well if it does, Melin, maybe I’ll sue The Straight Dope for having faulty doors.
If SlimeTyler is not spewing profanities and trolling the boards she shamelessly copies posts because she lacks originality. ToiletTyler,you are one of the dimest bulb on these boards, as well as the foulest mouth.
Pas grande chose.
LilethSC
I think you would be a vast improvement over what I have seen here.
Pas grande chose.
Lileth
Will Melin handle the case? 
Pas grande chose.
StoryTyler said
[random aside] Actually, those pics do make him look a lot like Don Pardo. [/random aside]
Voted Rookie of the Year in MPSIMs and the Pit, along with Best One-liners.
And I don’t plan on keeping this as my sig for long, just until the winning buzz wears off.
StoryTyler
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”
Anyone else see the irony here?
Disputin
Flagrantly ignorant statements cheerfully
crammed right back down your neck.
The Suicide Hotline has an advantage over us. When Johnnie calls, they hang up. Wish we could do that.
Tyler’s been a stone in the shoe of this unrelenting, digusting little gnome from the beginning and he hates her for it. I’m sure she’s just broken up about it.
At first he ignored her. Then he tried denial. Now it’s just silly name calling, completely devoid of content. No attempt at justification, no acknowledgement of dishonesty, just the thumb to the nose and a Nya Nya Nya Neeners.
When Opal finally outed him beyond denial, he chooses to ignore it. He won’t fight, he won’t run.
Cybrian, you are a despicable, pathetic, ferret-faced swamp rat with the morality and intelligence of a bacteria.
May your manny sock puppets spring to life and may you all live in a one room apartment together for the rest of time.
Putz.
Oh, I forgot, Cyb.
You have a HUMUNGOUS ass.
Someone should put this in the “Two Truths and a Lie” thread over in MPSIMS.
Just to avoid confusion, Lileth was referring to a “doctored” picture of Cyb from a couple of years ago. I no longer have a copy, unless it’s on one of my backup CDs, but if she finds her copy, she’ll send it to me. It sort of shows Cyb for the dickhead he is. Use your imagination and I’m sure you can picture the image.
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O p a l C a t
www.opalcat.com
Well, is my face :o
Talk about a verifiable claim! Okay, I no longer think you’re John-Boy. My apologies.
When all else fails, ask Cecil.
“bacteria.”
Before someone calls me on it, I should have written “bacterium.”
Well, is my face :o
Talk about a verifiable claim! Okay, I no longer think you’re John-Boy. My apologies.
When all else fails, ask Cecil.
Oh my GOD!!! Talk about your “blast from the past”. I can’t believe that Cyberian still lives! Not just the memory (god how I wish I could scrub his name from my memory), but the man himself! I haven’t checked out any of the SD boards in over a year, but I’m still on the teeming millions e-mail list, and when I heard about this thread, I just had to check it out. I thought this was just gonna be a tired thread going over old, dead issues. But he’s HERE. Holy smokes!
My two cents: There is no doubt in my mind that John John is Cyberian. I wasn’t even looking at UserNames, but as soon as I came across John-John’s posts, I knew it exactly who it was. (SandyCane is still iffy IMHO… but I’ve only seen 2 or 3 of her posts.)
For those of you who have NO idea who I am… back on the AOL MB, John and I had a few “chats” off the board. I got to know him a little better than I really wanted to. And for those of you who don’t think he’s a bigot, you’re way off. At one point in our discussions I mentioned that my first boyfriend had been black. He asked me if I was ashamed of myself. Hmmmm… Bigot? Definitely. Stupid? Sure. Split-personality disorder? Well… I’m no psychologist, but…
Laurie
… wow, he still trolls… unbelievable. :rolleyes:
John, I’ll address this to you since you seem to be the smartest person I’ve talked to so far.
What is it with these people? What have you done to make them dislike you so much? I just walked into this out of the blue because I dislike Hillary! Lard Butt and saw your thread.
I looked at Storytyler’s page. Wow, that’s a sick chick! She is soooo convinced that you and I are the same person. Is it always this way here?
I read jab’s confession and he seems like a real person, but what about these others? What have you done to them to make them be so mean to you?
I didn’t come here to make enemies, but if they hate you I am sure they would hate me without knowing ANYTHING about me other than I go to high school and I don’t like Hillary! buffalo butt. That is really sad. I can’t believe that all these people are really as bad as they make themselves look when they attack you. What gives?
I know I’m contradicting myself, a woman’s prerogative, but this is for the rest of you.
Why do you dislike John so much? Those that are convinced that he is me, a 18 high school student, do not need to reply. I couldn’t believe anything you would tell me. Anyone that would believe such nonsense is too dumb to talk with about anything.
Sandycane, if it makes you feel any better, I am not yet convinced that you and John John are the same.
Since John has a long history (over two years) of inventing fictional “other posters” to send messages to say “yay, John,” it does look a bit suspicious that you showed up to say “yay, John” just as he started to get himself in trouble again. However, I am willing to withhold judgment until I have seen some solid evidence one way or the other.
(I’m less willing to refrain from taunting John, since I told him several times that he would get himself in trouble if he kept lying about his identity.)
Tom~