Check out this thread for an example of Dopers gaining psychic abilities. Posts 2 and 3 prove it once and for all. If you don’t think it is real, check out the time stamps.
I knew you were going to post that. 
I knew someone was going to say this.
:dubious:
Heh. I dreamt of something like this last night!
Cue the Twilight Zone music. treis is right, that was creepy.
I knew someone was going to make a TZ reference.
I knew you guys would make lame jokes like that.
And you know what? This thread is probably going to be closed by a mod soon.
I knew that you knew someone was going to say that.
I knew that you knew that he knew someone was going to say that.
Woah…deja vu!
I could have sworn I just heard someone say, “I knew that you knew that he knew someone was going to say that.”
Who knew?
Not me. I’m not psycho! Errr, psychic.
Ha! I preconceived the entire life this board! Back in 1960!
I had Peter Jennings in the 2005 Celebrity Death Pool.
Yea, but you forgot about it twenty minutes later, so it doesn’t count.
Once. For twenty minutes.
(You knew I was going to say that, didn’t you?)
Yep. In fact, I predicted it seven minutes before you did it.
I guess I am psychic! Who knew?
Oh wait, Inigo already used that joke …
Again with the deja vu! Somehow I knew Kythereia would miss the post immediately above hers.
:: takes Kythereia’s margarita and slams it ::
:eek: 
So much for my drink…
I’m not psychic, but I am telepathetic.
But you already knew that, didn’t you.
Tripler
I’m going to will myself to the fridge to get a beer now. Watch me. Seriously.