Although it’s late November and not June, Irish tradition states that “November is the best time to wed because the harvest’s in and it’s cold in bed.”
So this is a little thread where you can propose to someone else on the board. So have at it! Always wanted to be virtually married/rejected/engaged/whatever? Here’s your chance!
I have two proposals to make. I already made one to Yue Han, and nothing’s come of it, so that’s strike one against me, I guess.
I think I’d like to marry Ad Noctum, because his handle is so close to my own, and it’s so groovy because it’s Latin (right?) and Latin is just one awesome language. I’m sorry, I don’t know much else about you to make a proper proposal, Ad Noctum, but it’s the thought that counts, right?
On the other hand, I want to propose to pepperlandgirl, because anyone who loves the Beatles as much as/more than I do has to be right for me.
Now, it’s your turn! There must be someone in the Teeming Millions that you want to ask!
Ok I shall do this. I just hope I do not kill this thread like I did the singles dating service thread earlier this month.
Hey** Wyldelf** how about you and me shacking up?
I got a lot to offer. Here in Alabama I am considered a god!
I got a doublewide trailer, all my teeth and some very beautiful cousins.
But seriously, I have always had a serious weakness to short redheads with accents and a great sense of humor.
I realize, in all truth this is quite the hopless, but nothing ventured nothing gained.
Come, ignore common sense and be my Queen of my Doublewide!
Osip
Hmm . . . I’m already virtually married to Palmyra, who may well make an appearance in this thread. I don’t want to hornify ssskuggiii anymore than she already is, and I can’t marry Medea’s Child due to religious reasons:D
So Nocturne, I guess I’ll propose to you. You don’t mind a three-way, do you?
[subI meant a three-way MARRIAGE, you sick bastards![/sub]
Well, MikeG is Irish, and we had 1 date, so I think we should get married. Of course, I haven’t heard a word from him since (except here at SDMB), so I’m thinking maybe he’s avoiding me…
Aww. Ahem. Jester. Will you marry me? Please? I’ll let Eric sleep under the bed. On the bed if you want (though I’m not sure you would). I’m also very unselfish. I’ll share all my cool snacks with you. Plus, I’m cuddly. So what do you say?
Wyldelf, don’t listen to Osip, come with me. Do you really want your kids to call their grandmother ‘Auntie’, and still be right? Or learning to play the banjor before they walk?
[sub]As an overwieght geek, I know my chances approach 0.000000000001%, but hey, million to one chances come up nine times out of ten, so a pico chance must be pretty good all things considered, no?[/sub]
Um…I’d just like to state that I didn’t hijack this thread. I was making a legitimate proposal. So, to get this back on track, I propose a group marriage. Fearsome Foursome, will you marry me? And of course, Wyldelf, too. Guess we need dpr in here, also. How about a commune? I always thought this marriage thing would work best if I had a plethora of husbands to choose from.
Well I suppose, if I must. I will resign myself to a group marriage. :sigh: The sacrifices I must make. But damn it, we’re living in Australia or SF. I’m putting my foot down on that one.
Well, I’m flattered. Of course I’ll accept, Zoggie, I could never say no to you.
Oh, and in case anyone was wondering, Eric is the name I finally settled on for my catfish from The Home Place. I’ll get around to putting it in the thread sometime.
Maybe we should hold off until we figure out who is and isn’t accepting. We may need a bunch of people. We’re still only at 2/3. You make your list, though. I put mine on the board already.
