There’s been a spate of US military air disasters recently. Today, another one crashed, and there are 2 f-15’s missing.
Coincidence? Russians? Iraqis? UFOs? Scientologists? Bad karma? Poor Feng Shui?
What’s your wildest conspiracy theory?
Obviously the alien cult that worships Elvis (you left Elvis off your list) is outraged by the impending atrocity “3000 Miles to Graceland” and has begun a preemptive strike. They consider themselves agents of fate, and are trying to balance the karma Hollywood has dumped on us by creating the movie. Due to the fact that they are strapped for cash to transport their own mercenaries to Earth, they are buying surplus Russian weapons via a black market dealer in Iraq and hiring Scientologists (who are easily manipulated) to shoot down planes. They are undoubtedly employing Feng Shui environmental sculpting on the grassy knoll to conjure sufficient luck for their brain-bent Scientologist minions to actually hit their targets.
Remember, paranoia saves lives. Weird, tinfoil-hat-wearing lives, but lives nonetheless.
Actually Balance is way off. Its the twisted plot of the Prince of Darkness himself, Regis Philbin. I know all of his dark plots, but fear for my life to reveal them. I will tell you it this…Marty Stoufer, Belgium Waffles, and Bubble Gum are all Philbin devices to take over the world. These news stories mentioned in the OP are just scratching the surface of this deep rooted and highly connected conspiracy. Oh and the scientologists are the unknowing catalist for turning the world’s leaders into clumpy outmeal.
While I do give Credos to Balance and Mighty_Maxx I must confess that they are both sadly mistaken. The truth revolves around Senator Strom Thurmond, presedent pro tem of the US Senate. He has been gathering power for many years not and at this time he is finally ready to strike. Under the cover of a usless and weak defender of the Constitution he has been gathering power under him, debating the time, choosing the moment. He is actualy Elvis, the king, the one and only. And his army of dedicated followers very soon will rise up and re-seat the king upon his throne, a throne of blood, misery, torture, genocide, and chaos. The missing warplanes and military equipment are being stockaded in the inner reaches of his secret headquarters at graceland. We must stop him. He must not be allowed the opportunity to unite his forces, or he will become unstopable!!!
I like this thread, I’ll bump it back to the top so everyone will have to see it again.