Psssttt... Mikey...over here!

Mikey…sweetie, honey, god of man to grace our SD presence. Need I remind you of the fine line you walk among us?

I am going to give you a break, since I know somewhere deep down inside there is a sweet boy we will all come to know and love.

Having been voted Most Mundane and Pointless, and taking great pride in it, I feel the need to give you a few pointers to make your stay here at MPSIMS more enjoyable.

Arrogance is tolerated, arrogance followed by rudeness is taken to the pit. The pit is better suited for people who can’t seem to get along. If you continue to make posts that incite people flame you… you will be treated in kind.

Sexual innuendo is acceptable, as long as it is done with humor and isn’t too offensive for those regular god fearing individuals here at the board…we leave the cybering for the chat room. :wink:

Now, that said…I will go on to say, knowing a bit about each poster before you stick your foot in your mouth might help, altho sometimes it does give us chuckle watching you hit on someone who doesn’t swing your way.

Even tho I know my words here will go on deaf ears (or would that be blind eyes… ohh well I digress), I felt the need to at least be nice and let you in on a few things you may have missed by not lurking a bit before making your presence known.

There, now wouldn’t my mother be proud?

Ok Mom now get the fuck off my shoulder so I can flame the twit like I would like to!


I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!

jayburner just asked me if he can get back into the club…he promised no more bra size questions…maybe the odd who’s hotter question…

Hey Mike! I think she likes you.

“What’s right is only half of what’s wrong
and I want a short-haired girl
Who sometimes wears it twice as long”
George Harrison - Old Brown Shoe

well Jay…why didn’t you just say so! I am the hotter. I definitely work up quite a sweat crocheting that purple afghan I have draped over me while rocking in my chair to the sweet tunes of Lawrence Welk.

and dragonfly…sorry hon, but like I posted in my What a crock! thread, Mikey is just not my type. A crackwhore has standards you know!


I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!

Well, most crackwhores have standards anyway. PCW? Well, I dunno… :wink:
PS: Is Dragonfly MM?

Hmm you may be right Demo… I spent the day with you!


I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!

See what I mean?

done mez we mm

C’mon, PCW – I like the channel! Don’t go screwing it all up for the rest of us!

And stop saying “chat room” - makes you sound like an AOL’er :wink:


“I guess one person can make a difference, although most of the time they probably shouldn’t.”

Hey! Nearly everybody says that. Just what is your type ? :wink:


“What’s right is only half of what’s wrong
and I want a short-haired girl
Who sometimes wears it twice as long”
George Harrison - Old Brown Shoe

No, dragonfly99, I mean 98, was here briefly last year. Like Nano, he’s alright as long as you avoid punching his buttons.

Someone with intelligence, sensitivity…
and the man most definitely has to have a sense of humor

which btw, I have already found :smiley:


I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!

PSheW’sh got a boyfriend!

whoopsh, EshConnery mode their.

PCW’s got a boyfriend! PCW’s got a boyfriend!

Or should we call him “The CrackWhore’s Bootycall”? :slight_smile:


I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.

PCW, I dig ya, chic. I don’t care if you hang out with goat felchers like Democritus ;).
Really, I think this guy is gonna go away soon. I’m sure he has to fly to Belgium for a modeling shoot in between attending variuos colleges and making millions on the stock market and working construction and getting laid by really hot women. He won’t have time to hang out here like us normal, ugly, broke, uneducated types.
Oh, I am green with envy. I wish I was him.
<snork!>


“Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.”