Duuuuuuuuuude. You okay? You look like ya need to sit down. Damn, man, dis is some strong shit. And stop coughin’ so damn hard man! I think dat’s you lung on da flo’.
Dude, I’m SO sitting down. S’matter of fact, I can’t get up, dude. Pass the Cheetos, wouldya? Dude, have you seen my sunglasses?
::hands Nymysys the Cheetos::
Dude, check right in front of your face, man.
Dude, that’s my NOSE, man! How fucked up are you to not be able to tell my nose from my sunglasses? Dude, you’re fuckin’ high. One is sunglasses, the other’s a nose, y’know?
Dude, man. On your nose.
::shakes head in disgust that you can’t hold your own::
::erupts in gales of laughter::
Dude! ON my nose! Dude! So fucking funny! ON my nose!
::starts laughing again::
What in the bleedin’ hell are y’all smoking?
…I so don’t want to know.
Are you guys making fun of me?
::KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK::
Hey, man, it’s Dave, open up!
“Duuuuuude!!!” “Sweeeeeeeet!!!” “Duuuuuuuuude!!!” “Sweeeeeeeeet!!!” “Duuuuuude!!!” “Sweeeeeeeet!!!” “Duuuuuuuuude!!!” “Sweeeeeeeeet!!!”
Dave’s not here.
::knock knock knock::
No man, it’s Dave. Open up, man!
Dude! That dudejust told me,“dude, go ask that dude over there is he has like some stuff or something I can like totally borrow, dude.”. I like said, no fucking way dude,that dude is like totally mean dude,if you want to see that dude, you’ll go over there yourself dude, OK dude?
Dude?
Bro Bra Bre Bro
[Arrowsmith]Dude looks like a lady[/Arrowsmith]
Hey, Odieman dude, that’s like, AEROsmith, dude…