Duuuuuuuuuuude.
Dooooooooood, this dial-up…NO, dude, I’m SERIOUS!
you really should use a LAND-LINE… Hello?
WTF are you thinking?
Yet another thread that doesn’t belong in the Pit…
What the hell is up with you people?
Doob, Nen, post in the correct area for your threads.
< I will not make this Pit like, no need to do that >
But sheesh, you two must be trying the Mod’s patience here.
Dude, man, I know, but like, c’mon, man. It will only take a minute. Like, less than a minute. C’mon dude!
Dude, we’re SO not in the pit. Dude, I’m SERIOUS!
Oh and I am complete asshole because I thought I was in The Pit…
God damnit, pardon me…been one of those weeks.
Anyone care to hire a network consultant that is over worked, can’t get her own system up and running smooth.
< damn, now I am embarrassed >
Dude, where’d I park my car? Dude, have you seen my car? I gotta go home, dude. My moms is gonna KILL me!
Dude, techie, s’aiyt, man. We ain’t trippin’ 'bouy it.
Dude you gotta see this! Dude, you’re gonna trip! Dude, I swear, the CAT GETS HIGH! He gets all stoney and then looks over all like, “No, dude, I’m set.”
Dude! No way, man! Da cat gets high? I ain’t nevah seen dat shit! But dude, just keep it cool, aiyt? Yous freakin’ man. Noone’s gonna know.
Dude, I’m fucking serious! I ain’t tellin’ no one else, just you. You’re my best friend, dude. You KNOW this, right? I mean, all those other dudes are cool and shit, but you and me, man, we’re RIGHT HERE. You know? Dude, for real, you’re my best fuckin’ friend, man.
So you wanna go check out this cat, or what, dude?
Aiyt dude. Just take dis one mo’ to straighten yo ass out. Ya know I love ya, man. Trust me. Dis will set it all straight, and den we’ll see da cat.
Dude, I can’t. No, dude, I’m set, man. I’m SO high, dude. Okay, maybe one more just so I can see straight, man, but that’s it. For you, dude.
Yyyyyeaaaaaahhhhh. Dat’s what I’m sayin’. Ya know it’s good. Let’s check dat phat cat.
Dude, what cat?
Cat? Damn dude, you’re trippin’. Here, have another hit.
Dude, don’t bogart. Puff, puff, pass, aiyt? I know you ain’t tryin’ to cut me off and shit. I ain’t new.
Bogartin’?! Chill, dude. Ya just handed it ta me. No, man. It goes da other way.
Dude, you TOTALLY been bogartin’. I’m not the one that’s fucked up here, dude. I’m TOTALLY straight. You actin’ like it’s your first time here.