psychic orgasms (very old column)

I’ve been a reader of The Straight Dope for years, used to read it in the Boston Phoenix. Got sent here from a link on a long debate on the American vs. British meanings of “brick house.”

Anyhow, I just wasted a morning reading many of the archived columns and came across this one

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/000505.html

I happen to know how to produce that effect in women, and since Mr. Adams seemed curious, thought I would post it here.

From my research the ability depends on PC muscle strength, high free testosterone levels, and the proper serotonin/dopamine balance in the brain. I have anecdotal evidence from other women who have tried my approach and had success, but I’m trying to get a small study going on it, because most people think I’m a complete lunatic (except for scientists, doctors and pharmacists) and it would be nice to have some credibility. I do have potential NIH interest, but it’s been a major pain in the ass finding study participants.

Personally, I think that the ability to have dozens of spontaneous orgasms a day is pretty nifty, but most other women think I’m deranged. My thing is a bit complicated, involving eating lots of chocolate, exercising the PC muscles, no caffeine, and some more stuff–basically I have five steps to produce the effect.

In case anyone wants to try it at home, here’s the thing in its entirety.

1.) No stimulants such as coffee, tea, cigarettes, etc. and no antidepressants or birth control pills
2.) Vitamins supplements: high dose fish oil, calcium/magnesium/zinc, a multivitamin, vitamins C and E and iron
3.) A high-protein diet with carbs primarily from fruits and vegetables and primarily monosaturated and saturated fats
4.) Exercising the PC muscles with vaginal cone weights
5.) A few ounces of dark chocolate every day

More info and some of the science behind it is on my website in my profile. This thing is for women, although men seem to be much, much more interested in the whole thing. Modifications for men are on my messageboard (although it may cause premature ejaculation).