“Psychic Parking”
That’s the wording on an actual sign I encountered in downtown San Diego yesterday morning. I am still struggling to completely understand it.
What’s your interpretation?
Maybe the spot was reserved for the [del]performer[/del] psychic who runs a nearby business? Although you’d think they’d have little trouble finding something as simple as a parking spot, what with their success finding bodies and kindapping victims and such. “The parking spot is…near water…”
I suppose if you can’t afford the Lexus that’s one way to do it. I predict my car would get awfully dented that way though.
Typo at the sign shop?
Physic. Parking seems more likely. Was there a doctor’s office nearby?
The sign doesn’t tell you when you are allowed to park there, or for how long. If you’re really psychic, you’ll just know.
Or maybe it’s a space where a telekinetic psychic will help you parallel park.
OMG! I want one!
But, it would need to be modified: get rid of the i and change the c to an o
No, it was near a psychic advisor’s shop, but because that shop was around the corner I saw the parking sign first. Anyway, it’s more fun if you don’t take that into account.
My first thought was that it indicated a space to park one’s psychic while you were in a nearby shop.
I work with some people who have been psychicly parked for so long that their pupils read “Expired”.
Yup. Make sure you leave the window cracked.
Or maybe you get to be psychic while you’re parked there.
Quick, what am I thinking?..
I don’t know…but is THIS your card, I mean sign? 
I think the parking spots are run by a psychic metermaid. When a meter runs out, she gets cold all over, and her eyes turn milky white. God help us all.