Take this with a gallon of salt, but apparently a little bit of bush is making a comeback (at least in some demographics).
Let me just say, I approve of fuller pubes.
But really, the economic argument puzzles me. Do we want to be costing professional crotch-groomers business? Isn’t that a negative impact on GDP? 
Well, in all fairness, professional crotch-groomers are expensive. If your budget is getting a bit tight, it makes sense for that to be one of the things that gets cut out. So to speak.
I think the economy/crotch grooming correlation theory is an interesting one. It kind of makes sense, as crazy as it sounds–when times are good, people don’t have to worry about things like food and housing and other basics, but they gotta worry about something because it’s just how we’re wired, so fairly frivolous stuff like having your crotch hair molded into a heart assumes a ridiculous level of importance. When times get worse, and you actually have to worry about keeping a roof over your head and food on the table and gas in the car, who has time to worry about whether your pubic hair is over 3mm?
I don’t know, but I think I just may join my nation and go Bush-free on Jan. 20.
Bald for Barack '09!
Oh, hell, the economy’s so fucking bad I haven’t even had a haircut for six months! I’m thinking it’s time for the silver pony tail to make a comeback.
B’sides, the last time anything sharp got anywhere close to The Boys, I ended up in bed for two days with an ice pack and a bottle of Jack Daniels. Wait until you’re old enough for senior citizen discounts – hair starts falling out all over the place!