Here I sit
upon the pooper
Giving birth
to another Alabama State Trooper*
*Insert Favorite / Least Favorite State here
One of my favorites:
“My mother made me a homosexual”
Underneath, in different handwriting:
“If I get her the wool, will she make me one?”
on the condom dispenser: gee this gum tastes awful.
on the ceiling above the urinal: why are you looking here? the jokes in your hand.
Rural Oklahoma High School circa late 70’s
Principal Jones he’s our leader,
he’s the one that sucks our peter!
For a nickel or a dime,
he will do it anytime.
If no money, that’s the key!
Principal Jones sucks for free!
Something like that…
Hey, I know it’s lame, but hyprGirl already
wrote my wigwam/teepee one.
E3
Rural Oklahoma High School circa late 70’s
Principal Jones he’s our leader,
he’s the one that sucks our peter!
For a nickel or a dime,
he will do it anytime.
If you have a credit card
he will do it extra hard!
If no money, that’s the key!
Principal Jones sucks for free!
Something like that…
Hey, I know it’s lame, but hyprGirl already
wrote my wigwam/teepee one.
E3
I think my personal favorite was also on a condom machine in my favorite hole-in-the-wall
- For refund, bring baby to bar! *
I got quite a few laughs out of that one 
This, from the ladies’ room at the old Louie’s Bookstore Cafe in downtown Baltimore, late 1980’s:
Some like blues,
And some like jazz.
But every twenty eight days,
It’s ragtime for me!
Gross yet memorable.
how about this:
seen in a women’s bathroom:
If you sprinkle
when you tinkle
please be neat
and wipe the seat
DAmmit that was my one.
Instead though it said
“in Case of Pregnancy please insert baby for refund”