"…and so the Girl says, " WHARF??? I thought you said go down on the Dwarf…"
“All right! Bring on that girl with the abcessed tooth!”
Regards,
Shodan
Look at the schmuck on that camel.
And the father jumps up and says “I’ll do the dishes!”
“Posse!!! P-O-S-S-E, Posse!!!”
I think we must all really want a thread on dirty joke punchlines, so let’s just pretend the OP wasn’t unusually creative and inspired in his thread topic and just went for the easy two pages instead. 
Anyone that can kick that high deserves a free beer.
… we’ve already established that. Now we’re just haggling over price.
Alternatively,
Look at the two assholes on that elephant!
“That’s a big word for a nine year old” :eek:
“Do you think I asked for a twelve inch pianist?”
“Better yet, help me find my truck, and we’ll drive out.”
“Sure had a BIG DICK, didn’t it!!!”
Rectum? It damn near killed 'im!
Eat, eat, eat. Doesn’t anybody screw anymore?
My balls are in Vietnam.
“Hold on to your hats, boys – here we go again!”
“It’s a lot better than ham, isn’t it?”
"No, no, no… no need for operation.
(Dramatic pause)
It fall off by itself."
Stand Back, Eve…I don’t know how big this thing gets!
“Swim back! BLOWJOB!”
and
“Hunting for rabbits again, vicar?”