Punchlines to Dirty Jokes

[matt_mcl]

“But you blow one goat…!”

[Mindfield]

“I wanted to see if you’d open your eyes or your legs first.”

[Tomcat]

“If 5 shots of tequila won’t kill the taste, why do you think 6 would?”

“Pick 'em up and suck 'em off.”

“I just told them she was fucking goofy!”

[john3]

is ther a set up to this joke or have I miss the point

[john3]

is there a set up for that joke or do I just miss the point

[its_the_daddy]

Might as well. I can’t get this bloody hubcap off.

[Mean_Mr.Mustard]

@SSG_Schwartz

@Elendil's Heir

Never heard that one. What’s the joke?

I warn you, this is crass. This is the tamest version I could find. :eek:

[Spoiler]A guy and a girl are having sex, and the girl says, “Don’t you think it was presumptuous of you to think you could sleep with me on the first date?”

The man replies, “Don’t you think ‘presumptuous’ is a big word for a second-grader?”[/Spoiler]

Sgt Schwartz

I thought it was this:

My girlfriend asked me if I was a pedophile. I said, wow, that’s a big word for a 12-year-old.

[Mean_Mr.Mustard]

“Her ankles”

[JKellyMap]

Because there’s twenty of them.

[Hypno-Toad]

You told me yesterday.

[SuntanLotion]

Go online, watch porn, eat cheetos

[needscoffee]

For a nickel I will!

[GaryM]

And the Devil says “OK Monica, you can go now”

[Esturionette]

The dog didn’t want to go fishing either.

[pkbites]

@Mean_Mr.Mustard

@SSG_Schwartz

@Elendil's Heir

Never heard that one. What’s the joke?

I warn you, this is crass. This is the tamest version I could find. :eek:

[Spoiler]A guy and a girl are having sex, and the girl says, “Don’t you think it was presumptuous of you to think you could sleep with me on the first date?”

The man replies, “Don’t you think ‘presumptuous’ is a big word for a second-grader?”[/Spoiler]

Sgt Schwartz

I thought it was this:

My girlfriend asked me if I was a pedophile. I said, wow, that’s a big word for a 12-year-old.

Reminds me of the guy they called the Soda Pop Kid.
Because he dated girls from 7 up.

[nightshadea]

@pkbites

@Mean_Mr.Mustard

@SSG_Schwartz

Never heard that one. What’s the joke?

I warn you, this is crass. This is the tamest version I could find. :eek:

[Spoiler]A guy and a girl are having sex, and the girl says, “Don’t you think it was presumptuous of you to think you could sleep with me on the first date?”

The man replies, “Don’t you think ‘presumptuous’ is a big word for a second-grader?”[/Spoiler]

Sgt Schwartz

I thought it was this:

My girlfriend asked me if I was a pedophile. I said, wow, that’s a big word for a 12-year-old.

Reminds me of the guy they called the Soda Pop Kid.
Because he dated girls from 7 up.

actually, the version I heard years ago was this(god help my rotted diseased soul) :

A man and a woman are in bed together the man being bored tonight suggest " hey let’s try anal sex tonight"
The woman says " anal sex ? that’s putridly disgusting and awfully vile" hell no!
the guy pissed off says " putridly disgusting and awfully vile? arent those big phrases for a 12-year-old?