Purchasing soft dugs in the USA

What is the easiest way to buy marijuana in a major United States city? Does one just go out on the street and ask… “pssst hey bud… got any bud?” Is there a way to buy it online? By telephone?

PS-- I don’t want to buy any pot… I am asking for intellectual exercise only.

First of all, I’ll take any bets on when this thread is locked.

Secondly, DUGS is an old English word for breasts, and when I read your thread title I was about to say you could come to my house and have my soft dugs for 1.35!

jarbaby

:wink:

sorry to mis-spell name
i hate it when people do it to me

anyway. u get my point?

…just give me $100. I’ll be right back.

Haj

This answer is for entertainment purposes only.

The best way is to use a network of friends. If you hang out with potheads this should be fairly easy. Get to know them and get their trust.

Buy it on the streets and you may get some good seasoning for your italian dish sold as cannibus (or robbed). Selling and buying fake weed is still illegal, since the assumed transaction was for illegal stuff.

In the USA many free information serices are offered through the telephone with number x11 (e.g. to find someone, you dial 411). To get the information you require, the number is 911. Just say what information you want (e.g. where to score pot), and they will get you in touch with a person who can assist you. That’s what the first amendment is all about – free access to information without repercussion.

Doctor Goo[sup]d[/sup] Fee[sup]l[/sup], I apologize for the hijack.

Qis, jarbabyj is correct. “Dugs” is an old English term for breasts.

jarbabyj, I’m comin’ to your house! :smiley:

Go into a bar (any bar) and -
look for the most “out of it” person there.
Look for someone with a fannypack on.
Look for a teenager heh heh

I had no problems locating it.

Please do not ask how to break the law, even for only “intellectual exercise”, on the Straight Dope Message Board.

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