Python emerges from 10th floor toilet

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Imagine stumbling in first thing in the morning and finding that!

This is why I insist on the lid always being down!

Up the toilet plumbing?, yuck, I pythy the python.

Lid put down ha!, a beartrap in the bowl is the way to go. Just remember to take it out every morning.

I always figured that’s where some of these new languages belonged. Apparently where they came from, too.

Real programmers write in COBOL.

Oh, I’m sorry. That was just my trouser snake.