Q: Is Fat-Boy Christie the Trump VP Nominee? WTF???

The guy doing the vetting for Trump for VP is the same guy who came up with Palin for McCain, so, yeah, good job there, guy.

I had to laugh yesterday when the press asked Newt about the reports that Trump had asked him to file some paperwork for vetting and he said nobody from the Trump campaign had contacted him.

Yeah, Palin’s unsinkable. She’s sort of like Trump; those who love her will never desert her, and the rest of us just laugh at her. She’d be a YUGE mistake as a VP pick, though. I don’t see Trump’s advisors not putting up a massive stink if Trump actually picked her.

As an aside, is it me or is Corker just crying out for a Dana Carvey impersonation?

And with Palin he gets a built in Monica Lewinsky.

Dude, Rudy Giuliani is an exception.

The rank and file may disagree, but it’s obvious why some in the GOP leadership *love *the Mafia. They like to call themselves “businessmen,” they want machine guns in their hands, and they want to make money without actually having any identifiable respectable skills. Why do you think Rudy has had such a hard time in the party?

Anyway, I am actually agnostic on Christie’s organized crime ties. But I can see why some people assume he has some.

Manafort says a woman or minority would be “pandering” and unlikely,

'Round these parts they’re assumed, but some of us disapprove of them. We’ve had enough of The Guys.

Gingrich is suddenly a trade protectionist after decades of arguing for free trade and being one of NAFTA’s biggest boosters. Huh… wonder what drove THAT flip?

A gigantic sucking sound in his bank account?

The only way Newt would become Trump’s Veep is if there were money involved. Lots and lots of money.

And women. Lots and lots of women.

Sure, there are some guys like that, but they miss out on the growth and fulfillment of a committed and egalitarian relationship. Try to fill that void with an ongoing series of shallow, hedonistic sexual adventurism. Gotta feel sorry for guys like that. Or at least try.

Probably the same thing that drove Hillary’s flip on the same subject.

Hillary is lobbying to be Trump’s VP?

There are few enough Republicans willing even to go the convention. The list of possible actual VP nominees is probably just Christie.