Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


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The answer is 7, for reasons too complex to elaborate here.

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Shouldn’t this be in GQ? Anyway, a Red-cockaded Woodpecker (Picoides borealis) can peck about 12 board feet per hour, in soft pine.

42 cubic cubits

In Soviet Russia, Woodchuck chucks you

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