Quebec mom in brawl with polar bear.

Larry_Mudd · February 22, 2006, 3:16am

The incident busted up a street hockey game.

It just got a lot harder to smirk at some of our southern neighbours’ conceptions about Canadian life.

Holy crap, though. What a woman! Never mind that it’s seven times her size and outfitted with terrible teeth and claws, this polar bear looked at her kid the wrong way and she rushed it, got in some licks, and all of her internal organs remain internal and she still has a face.

Usually, when someone’s so awesome, my stock response is a Lola Heatherton “I wanna bear your children!” Not this time, though. She might take it the wrong way and kick my ass.

Sublight · February 22, 2006, 3:54am

The lesson learned today: never get between a Canadian and their hockey game.

Tikki · February 22, 2006, 4:21am

LOL! Indeed. Indeed.

GingerOfTheNorth · February 22, 2006, 4:33am

It’s late and I can’t find a date on that other than today’s, but I could have sworn I read about that a week or two ago. My (Yellowknife-dwelling) sister would have sent me the link.

Wolfian · February 22, 2006, 4:41am

Wonder if she’s related to this guy…

Dorjan · February 22, 2006, 3:20pm

She obviously shares a genetic link with Chuck Norris.

Inigo_Montoya · February 22, 2006, 4:17pm

heh… Lydia Angyiou doesn’t sleep, she waits.

lieu · February 22, 2006, 4:57pm

Yes, but her testicles not only weigh more but probably make a loud clanging sound every time she crosses her legs.

lno · February 22, 2006, 6:49pm

She told the children to run and raced around to get between the bear and her son. Then she started kicking and punching the animal, according to police reports. In a flash, the bear swatted her in the face and she fell on her back. With the bear on top of her, Ms. Angyiou began kicking her legs in a bicycle motion. She was swatted once more and rolled over, but the bear moved toward her again.

Siqualuk Ainalik heard the commotion and came rushing over. Seeing Ms. Angyiou wrestling with the bear, he ran to his brother’s home, grabbed a rifle and headed back to the street. He fired a few warning shots. The sound diverted the bear’s attention from Ms. Angyiou just long enough for him to aim and fire again. According to police, Mr. Ainalik fired four shots into the bear before it finally died.

Well, that second paragraph is just cheating.

LiveOnAPlane · February 23, 2006, 12:44am

Umm, I think the proper phrase is they are made of brass, they clang together when she walks, and sparks fly out of her ass.

Just my humble opinion.

sniperfang · February 23, 2006, 6:41am

Lydia Angyiou once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that her foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

Muffin · February 23, 2006, 8:40am

http://www.nunatsiaq.com/news/nunavut/60217_03.html from the 17th (including a photo of the bear).

Scissorjack · February 23, 2006, 10:38pm

I think what the writer meant to say was that the shots distracted Ms. Angyiou’s attention from the bear.

Omniscient · February 24, 2006, 12:06am

Heh heh.

Larry_Mudd · February 24, 2006, 7:37am

Huh. This story bumped bears back up to the #1 threat on Colbert’s “Threatdown.”

Marley23 · February 24, 2006, 7:50am

He seemed shaken. I should’ve known this would happen- you take your attention off the bears for just a minute, and they take advantage.