Well, there are two princes who might quibble on being better off, but yeah.
(ETA, and one Duchess of Cambridge)
That dress really is the ultimate in tacky wedding dresses. 
I think it’s a great story. I like the dress, too - not what I’d choose, but I’ve seen much worse.
I like Her Maj and every time I see her with a purse it just cracks me up. What does she keep in there?
Cab fare (also known as picture ID for some denominations ).
[Gandalf voice] Her Majesty never crashes a wedding. All weddings lack Her Majesty until she appears.[/Gandalf voice]
Doesn’t look like the easiest dress to curtsy in.
I was thinking, since she didn’t RSVP, they’d set up a little table in the corner near the kitchen. Or maybe at a card table with kids.
The Master speaks.
I also admire Charles. His enthusiasm for homeopathy is a bit worrisome, but otherwise I think he’s a genuinely good person who wants to contribute in a positive way. I’d rather him as King than any person who’d attain the office on the back of a political party.
I’m not even so enthusiastic about meeting the Queen, just send me the corgis!
Her iPhone, of course. How else can she text, watch youtube, or post updates to Facebook?
She has a Blackberry actually.
Well she always was a traditionalist.
Condoms.
People used to say the same thing about King Edward VII when he was the Prince of Wales, that he’d be a terrible king, but they were quite wrong. I’d say wait and see. (And that was back in the day when the monarch had a lot more power than he/she does now)
That would be ‘methane-neutral’.
I recently read a bio of the Queen, and it said that she likes Camilla because she’s not a whiner.
Tupperware, so when she crashes weddings, she can steal a few biscuits and slice of cake for later.
I don’t know what the big deal is about this - Liza Minelli has not only had queens at her wedding, she has been married to a few queens as well!