Ok, so maybe my local bars are “unhip” but I just heard of the shot called a “blowjob”. I think it involves two kinds of alcohol and whipped cream, but God bless the internet, I can’t do a search involving the word blowjob without the wrong things coming and never getting to see what I need.
So, err, fellow Dopers can anyone tell me what’s in a blowjob? :o
At least at the bars I used to frequent, a blowjob is half irish cream and half butterscotch schnapps with whipped cream on top, typically taken by placing your hands behind your back, leaning forward and wrapping your lips around the rim of the glass, then tossing back your head and swallowing. If you’re really drunk, you place the shot glass between the thighs of a willing male, kneel, and take the shot as directed above. Ahhh…college.
Fun fact, a blowjob without the whipped cream is a slippery nipple (except there may or may not be grenadine in the mix as well, depending on the bar).
What’s in a blowjob depends on where you get it.
Ahem.
I’ve served it as layered Kahlua and Bailey’s (sometimes with Amaretto too), with whipped cream on top.
Ahh, the slippery nipple… possibly the second most horribly named drink in existance.
During my brief career as a stripper, I had transferred from the bar where I was working to another joint owned by the same family. (yep, family owned chain of strip bars- mom, dad and grown son. Dad and son were both great guys. Mom was a bitch.) The bartender at the new bar always bought the new girls a drink. So, he pours me this concoction of butterscotch schnapps and Irish cream (Carolan’s, IIRC), and says, “OK, I want you to drink this, then I’m going to say something and you tell me if I’m right.” I thought, “Oh, God, he’s going to say something totally gross”, but I played along, drank the drink, and Dan said, “First thing in the morning. Buttered pancakes.”
That was exactly the taste.
Never had a blowjob.
Whipped cream on a slippery nipple seems redundant.
One of my favorite websites is www.drinksmixer.com. You can find just about any kind of drink in existence there.
Here is a link to a drink called Patti’s Blow Job: http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink5773.html
If you look down a bit, there’s links to several other “Job” shots and drinks.
Yeah, but the question that’s always come to my mind is: Why is there a drink called a “blowjob” that a woman is supposed to drink without touching it with her hands, but there’s no drink (pick your own name) that a guy is supposed to lick out of the shotglass?
Or is there and I never heard of it?