Best answer yet.
A trivial search of web porn will reveal that there are women who routinely take objects (fists, donkey penises, etc.) that no human male will ever match. Assuming this whole thread isn’t BS, then my advice would be to find an adult dating website for your area or the local dating classifieds and simply let the world know you’re available.
The main problem with the operation is that only about 6 inches of length and 3 inches of girth can be taken away at one time. I am still trying to come up with a way to pay for my fourth one.
It’s the vision of the remaining girth left to you between ops that has me troubled. Do you leave you with a central core, or is it more of a linear whittling process in which you have a short-term off-centeredness with a D-shaped aspect?
I believe it. I remember reading an article years ago about a guy who ranted about how tough it was having a huge cock. His complaints were as follows:
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“Eeeeeek!” :eek: :eek: (woman runs for her life)
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More restrained version: stunned silence :eek: , followed by an admittance, “I can’t handle that.”
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Worst reaction (in his opinion and mine): “I heard about it from a girlfriend and just wanted to see it. I don’t want to fuck you. Thanks for dinner.”
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Being fucked just because he had a big dick wasn’t much of an issue. He implied that he wouldn’t mind if that happened, at least he would be on the same moral level of the woman he would fuck. IOW, he would be a partner in hedonistic pleasure, not a freak show.
I’m really a skinny guy, i just have my dick wrapped around my waist a few times.
Can someone explain to me why the Google ads for this thread are about “death records”?
Because Google can’t believe anyone who is alive is asking this 
Diggle, I’m assuming this is a legitimate question, so, sorry, I don’t have any useful answer. I must concede that out of all the problems I’ve ever had, this is not one of them. Ackshully, I’d be happy to take your leftovers :o
There was a young fellow named Kent
Whose cock was so long that it bent
To save himself trouble
He put it in double
And instead of coming, he went.
Elaine: It shrinks?!
Is this going to be the next cause-celebre of the descriptive linguists?
I have a fire hose reel mounted on a trolley that I just pull round behind me.
Bigger than the newborn babes that women’s vaginas are built to accomodate? Well, bless your heart.
To be serious for a moment, while women give birth to babies, they don’t do it for fun.
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Diggleblop - if you’re serious, see a doctor.
If you’re joking, keep it out of GQ.
Thread closed.
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Moral of this story: Never get in a dick-comparing contest with a Moderator. 