Of all the many things I disliked about this movie, this was probably the one that bothered me the most. Of the two I can understand Barbossa being a pirate lord more than Sparrow as the latter’s a boob- he hadn’t even had a ship for many years. I can only assume he got his from his dad (or stepdad or whatever Keith Richards was supposed to be- I’m going with stepdad as I understand the Young Jack Sparrow books give him different parentage).
Plus he and Sparrow have both died. Wouldn’t that negate their lordship automatically? Piracy is a pretty high-risk occupation, plus if a pirate ship goes down then chances are his second goes down as well, so you’d think there’d be some sort of automatic succession.
I generally disliked 80% of this movie and don’t understand its high ratings (7.5 last time I checked) on imdb. It was a huge mess that asked a lot more questions than it answered.
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Why didn’t the Pirate Lords force Calypso to promise to aid them and not take revenge as a part of her release? This would seem a pretty obvious thing to me.
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The Black Pearl and the Flying Dutchman blast the hell out of Beckett’s flagship, ending the battle. Uh, dudes— Beckett’s gotta have a second in command out there, and there’s DOZENS if not HUNDREDS of warships still there.
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How did Calypso raise Barbossa from the dead? For that matter why did she, because presumably she knew the eye was his piece of Eight.
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If this was the first meeting of the pirate lords in anyone’s lifetime, then how did so many of the pieces of 8 happen to have personal significance to the holder (the Japanese woman’s eyeglasses, the eye, etc.) as you’d think whatever the original pirate lords had used would have been their property.
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Is will released after 10 years or not? Why didn’t his dad or another member of the crew stab the heart (Bootstrap already signed on for eternity, might as well be captain as opposed to just crew).
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Jones didn’t seem very concerned about killing British troops did he? You’d think he’d fear reprisal from Beckett for that.
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I don’t think the standing in water thing would really let him be on land- I call foul. Now standing in the tide, maybe.
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Beckett obviously killed Swann, but did you understand how or when? It at first implied Swann had stabbed the heart (Swann’s words), but obviously not.
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I’ve never been in the military, but I would think that if a commander freezes then his highest subordinate would come to the fro immediately, just as if the commander was killed.
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Wouldn’t Dutchman and Pearl blast hell out of each other in that driveby? There’s no way of controlling how far the cannonball’s going to go after all.
Jack being rescued from the dead had to have some consequences- plus why couldn’t they rescue Swann since they had rescued Jack anyway? And as with the center of the Galaxy in STAR TREK V, the journey to the other side was time consuming but not as horrendous as you’d think. (Other than seeing his doppelgangers, did death affect Jack much? And is he now less vulnerable to pain?)
Anyway, I thought it was a monumental mess and a way to go “Look what we can do!” with special effects at the expense of plot. It’s a do-over- this can’t have been what they were going for. I’d give it a D+.


