Hey, were you on Jeopardy, too?
Have you seen my wife, Mr. Jones?
Why is your wife named “Mr Jones”?
Does all this gender-fluidity make your head ache just a little sometimes, too?
How long is it since you last had a headache?
Why didn’t you do anything for me when I got my headache?
Why didn’t you tell us you had a headache?
When did the headache begin to abate?
Wouldn’t it be right after it peaked?
Did you take anything for it?
Shouldn’t we offer more than we take?
Is it true that in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make?
Equal? That’s not really true, is it?
Aren’t there 50 shades of gray and counting?
Are we talking about hair?
Or Confederate uniforms?
Who isn’t proud of his hair and uniform?
If you’re so proud of your hair, why are you wearing a uniform?
How come you didn’t notice that my hair is my uniform?
I can’t see you, but what, do you have some kind of Lady Godiva thing going on?