Or perhaps some kind of Cousin Itt thing going on?
Or perhaps some kind of Chewbacca thing going on?
Can you get to work sooner in the morning when you don’t have to shave?
Do you take the 8:15 into the city?
How many times have you had your hair cut since the COVID 19 outbreak?
By a professional barber, or by wielding scissors yourself and looking into a mirror?
Oh, are you supposed to use a mirror? Does this explain why my hair looks this way?
Wait – if you didn’t use a mirror, how do you know how it looks?
Doesn’t someone else cut your hair when you have your hair cut?
And how much wood would a shaved woodchuck chuck, if a shaved woodchuck could chuck wood?
What if you use clippers, and use the same attachment all over? Do you really need a mirror?
Why do I not want to think about how my hair hasn’t been cut for over four months?
Could it be some kind of deep tonsorial yearning?
Are we supposed to think about haircuts?
In a free country, you can think of whatever you want, can’t you?
You’re not going to share all of your thoughts, are you?
What if it’s necessary?
Is this thread necessary?
Isn’t necessity the mother of invention?
Isn’t that almost a band name?