Could we zap it into existence anyway?
Can I be frank with you?
Anybody here named Frank? Or Earnest?
Is it important to be Frank?
Would we be going wild if panache45 had said Earnest?
Is the only thing worse than being posted about, not being posted about?
Does right to privacy include right to be anonymous?
Who are you anyway?
Hell, who are any of us?
Are we all just Fig Newtons of our imagination?
Are Fig Newtons an inevitable ramification of the Big Bang?
Why are you banging your Fig Newtons?
Won’t that make them all crumbly?
Was that what Eve was wearing, a Fig Newton?
Was there any reason for her to wear anything at all?
What would protect her from the sun?
Isn’t that why she was under the apple tree?
Did you know that snakes did not crawl originally?
Did you know that snakes don’t crawl now but slither?
Could they Slytherin to Hogwarts?