Do hogs have warts?
Do pigs have wings when people are not around?
Are they bacon on hot summer days?
Were we bacon for more pig puns?
Are you hamming it up again?
Is another round of insufferable word play about to ensue?
If it does, will you squeeeeeeeal like a pig?
Or will you squeeee at a pig?
Isn’t this getting a bit boaring?
Is it a porcine of our intelligence that we’d resort to such puns?
Isn’t puns mostly what we do anymore?
What’s wrong with puns?
You don’t know? 
What would you prefer – Spoonerisms?
Is that where you use the wrong hovercraft in a sentence?
Is the wrong hovercraft the one that is full of eels?
Is anyone else here a fan of H. P. Hovercraft?
Is he related to H.R. Pufnstuff?
If two people are meant to be together, will they eventually find their way back?
Is the way back where they meet in the middle?