Are you mixing up horses and dirigibles again?
Wasn’t there a horse balloon in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade?
Aren’t those balloons usually based upon popular cartoon characters?
Isn’t there a “My Little Pony” balloon in the parade?
And aren’t balloons distinctly different from dirigible airships with their rigid structures?
Do we need to be finicky?
Have you ever known us not to be finicky?
Could an adult store sponsor a big blow-up doll in the parade?
Wouldn’t that be rather tasteless?
Are you supposed to taste them?
And if so, are they available in butterscotch?
If you don’t blow them up good enough, might they not go down on you?
Is it just me or was that a double entendre?
Is that a serious question?
Are we to infer that the answer is that obvious?
As obvious as a blow-up doll’s artificiality, don’t you think?
Do the Arabian ones blow themselves up?
That’d be a real buzzkill, wouldn’t it?
Are there Arabian ones?
Is there some kind of Internet rule about that?