Are we not men?
Are we quoting Devo now?
Couldn’t someone else have posed that same question? Like maybe Chi Chi Rodriguez?
Why, does he like Devo?
He wasn’t from Akron, was he?
Akron Ohio or Akron Iowa?
Well, either, was he?
There’s no Akron, Puerto Rico, is there?
Wouldn’t it be weird if there was?
I’ve been to Akron, Ohio, and could it be any weirder than that?
Did you go to Akron in a good year? 
Do you know how easily I tire of such jokes?
Are we back to retreading bad puns?
Did that one rubber the wrong way?
Is that the kind of joke that goes over like a lead blimp, er, balloon?
What about a Led Zeppelin?
A Led Zeppelin, or the Led Zeppelin?
Or how about a blimp with lots of light-emitting diodes – LED Zeppelin?
Where exactly is the Zeppelin being led to?
And can you make it drink water?