On Wednesdays, does he go shopping and have buttered scones for tea?
Is his mother a hamster?
You’re not even going to get into the elderberries, are you?
Do you fart in my general direction?
Should you go away before I taunt you a second time?
Anyone craving SPAM?
Spam, ALL BY ITSELF???
Maybe with just a little rat meat?
You had rat meat?
Does it taste like chicken?
If you add enough Spam to it, can you even taste it?
Maybe a strawberry tart?
Without so much rat in it?
Is it time yet for something completely different?
Better yet, is it time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode?
What is your favourite colour?
Do I have to answer before I can cross that rickety-looking bridge?
Who’s asking the questions here?
Aren’t we all?
If not us, then who?