Questions Only thread

How many rules can we break before this thread game finishes?

How many rules are there?

And does it have a finish?

After all this time, does anyone really expect it to?

Doesn’t discourse allow 10,000 posts in a thread?

Does that mean that we have to ask that many questions?

We did it once; can’t we do it again?

You mean at our age?

Hill? What hill? Was there some hill I was supposed to be over?

Is it related to the phrase, “Oh, what fresh hill is this?”

Is that anywhere near the proverbial hill of beans?

And what about those of us who are already on the other side of the hill?

Does that mean that you’re starting to pick up speed?

Does anyone dare name what they’re speeding to?

Isn’t that sudden stop a bitch?

Oh, have you met her?

Is her name Life, as they always say Life’s a bitch?

And then you die?

Isn’t it more fun to say that life’s a beach?

Or a breakfast cereal?