Or a board game?
Or a magazine?
Or a sentence, with or without parole?
Doesn’t Frank Sinatra have the answer?
Didn’t Sinatra provide the answer on to how to do anything right when he sang “My Way”?
Wasn’t Sinatra’s way (much as I enjoy his music) not always the right way, applying (to the extent one can be determined) an objective moral standard?
Does Little Miss Muffet sing “My Whey”?
Does Little Miss Muffet even sing? Doesn’t she only ever eat?
Wouldn’t being frightened away imply at least some form of motion?
In fairness, shouldn’t we point out that Miss Muffet not only ate but also had something of a reputation for doing a lot of sitting, most notably on tuffets?
Do you ever wonder what Miss Muffit’s first name was?
Given the age of the rhyme, wouldn’t one safely assume it’d be something like Dorothea, Audra, Hattie or Agnes?
You mean it’s not Little?
That’s more often a last name, isn’t it, except for people like Little John in the Robin Hood stories, in which case it was a nickname, anyway?
What about Little Red Riding Hood? What exactly was her name?
I don’t think anybody knows, do they?
You mean that sultry wench, with fire in her eyes?
Did you say sultry or slutty?
Isn’t it bonus points if she’s both?
If she worked in a Chinese restaurant, could she be a wonton hussy?