Did you hear about the dyslexic guy who tried to order wonton soup but never got served, because he kept saying, “notnow”?
Was that a joke, or did that really happen?
And are you feeling better, as I hope, Siam_Sam?
Did anybody else, besides me, laugh at it?
I did; anybody else?
Could it not have maybe happened somewhere, sometime?
And could it be my shoulder pain is decreasing but persisting, to be expected after only ten days? May I offer my thanks for asking?
You know we care about you, Siam_Sam, and hope you feel better and better, right, even as we must awkwardly phrase such sentiments as questions here?
Isn’t it interesting how such sentiments and statements can be turned into questions?
It sure takes some doing, though, don’t it?
Isn’t it a little like competing on Jeopardy?
What about the current champ, who just puts “What’s” in front of everything?
Could such criticism be making him cry all the way to the bank?
Do you think he cares about criticism at this point?
Could I be critical of a fellow alumnus of Ohio State?
Could I be critical of Ohio State because I’m not a Buckeye alumnus? And why have no other alumni whined “that’s THE Ohio State University to you, pal”?
I can’t be the only native Buckeye who rolls his eyes a bit at the whole “THE Ohio State University” thing, can I?
That appeared in Final Jeopardy not too long ago, didn’t it?
Did you know it was a thing on an Akron-broadcast episode of NPR’s Whaddya Know game show a few years back, too?
If I claimed I knew it was a thing on NPR’s Whaddya Know game show several years ago, would anyone be inclined to believe me?
Sure, why not? You’re at least as honest as Mr. Rogers, aren’t you?
You’re asking me if I’m honest? If I was dishonest how do you think I’d answer?