Someone who uses Mr. Rogers as his avatar would never lie, would he?
Wasn’t the Neighborhood of Make Believe all one big lie?
Could that be a metaphor for life?
Have we returned to Life? Which one, the game, the cereal, or the magazine?
Por que no todos?
Quien sabe?
I am the only one here who doesn’t speak Urdu?
Aren’t they speaking Spanish?
It’s all Greek to me, right?
Is Braille the roughest language to read?
Is it true, as Noel Coward allegedly remarked, that the French do not care what they say, as long as they pronounce it correctly?
Was that Noel Coward or Henry Higgins?
If it was Henry Higgins, in what song was the line?
It was from “Why Can’t the English (Teach Their Children How to Speak)?”, right?
So why can’t they anyway?
Was that question ever answered in the show?
It’s a rhetorical question, innit, guv’nor?
The same as solving a problem like Maria?
Just how do you hold a moonbeam in your hand anyway?
What is the sound of one hand clapping?